I’m not
interested in your tales of woe,
It’s
been quite a time it’s now time to go.
My ego’s
so big I make people cower-
It feels
so good to have all this power.
In all
retrospect and all what you’ve said
I’ve no
time to listen so be off instead!
While
walking the streets I know I’m a pig,
Look out
for victims and have a good dig.
You’ve
caused this yourself – this consequence,
You know
I’m around – it just don’t make sense!
Your
face contorts and slowly turns gray,
You
shouldn’t have left your dwelling today!
And if
you continue to get in my way,
I’ll
remind you that it’s me you’ll obey!
It feels
as though I’m ten feet tall,
Sneaking
around for the next person to pull.
They
don’t count your points of view-
I know
I’m right in everything I do.
So I’ll
leave you now with face like thunder,
You’ve
done me a favour causing this blunder!
With a
smile on my face it’s a good job done
With
bonus on top I know I’ve won.
You
could have avoided paying this fine –
But
instead you parked on two Yellow Lines!
Linda
Lawrence
15th
July 1994 (For my mum)
